X-Sender: morrowc@mail.his.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Date: Tue, 08 Oct 1996 21:56:08 -0400 To: RebLiv@aol.com, bat@dhp.com, lookingwolf@rand.nidlink.com, md3j+@andrew.cmu.edu, micheli@vnet.net, jduff@winkcomm.com, outthere@westol.com, NIXONSL@rcn.wpic.pitt.edu, gregoryh@instinctive.com, abulsme@radix.net, Brentwood+@cmu.edu From: Chris Morrow <morrowc@his.com> Subject: Re: My Acceptance Speech Cc: 72700.3165@compuserve.com Status: RO blah...blah...blah... if only you could here her gloat and rant about her winning this at home... :) At 04:06 PM 10/8/96 -0400, RebLiv@aol.com wrote: >Ladies and Gentlemen and Highly Esteemed Members of the Committee, > >Thank you very much for this high honor, but due to personal convictions and >beliefs I cannot accept this award. While I admit that I have taken an active >role in Sam's Evil E-mail Contest, I can longer continue to commit these >atrocieties or condone those who do take part. > >It is my conviction that this contest is evil because it encourages quantity >and strongly discourages quality. I fondly look back on the days when >receiving a piece of e-mail from a friend was a special treat. It was a time >when people took time and effort to write a thoughful piece of e-mail. Those >days are long past us now. These days hundreds of useless pieces of e-mail >clutter my mailbox each morning when I get into work. Every week I spend >hours reporting spammers to their postmasters. I find I do not even have >time to send e-mail to my loving father and mother anymore because I am too >busy with other e-mail concerns. > >If this has not convinced you of the evil that is spawned from this contest, >let me tell you a personal story. During the last few hours of September (or >rather the hours between 6 p.m. and 8 p.m. because Sam insists on using a >time zone that none of us are in, another, but seperate evil that Sam >promotes via this despicable contest) I found myself in a maddening tizzy. I >was going crazy. I could not think, speak, or digest daily products during >those few hours. All I could think of was winning. I sent countless pieces >of e-mail of utter crap, including a ballad (to the tune of the Beverly >Hillbillies) about John Bobbitt's penis. I insulted my very good friend Sam, >on serveral occasions I threatened him harm with telephone wires and sticking >other large objects up his butt. I WAS A MONSTER! > >But now I am cured and I renounce my sins and enourage you all to do the >same. Don't waste hours of your precious life sending Sam hundred's of >pieces of e-mail. Instead, every day send Sam a quality e-mail describing >the events of the day and your feelings. And PLEASE, see how Sam is doing. > Remember, he has feelings too you know! > >Sincerely, > >Rebecca L. Livingston >Former King of the E-mail Sinners > > ***************************************************** Chris Morrow morrowc@his.com (personnel) morrowc@mrj.com (preferred business) URL:http://www.his.com/~morrowc *****************************************************