We no longer have a teenager! How amazing is that?
According to my calculations, which take into account time zones, the fact that a year isn’t an even number of days, leap years, and all that fun stuff, at the moment this posts… 2015-10-21 01:44 UTC (6:44 PM on the 20th Pacific, 9:44 PM on the 20th Eastern) Amy will be exactly 20 years old. TWENTY!
<Insert bad joke about paying rent here.>
Happy birthday Amy! It is an honor to have you as my daughter. Love you!