Abulsme.com: Wednesday, December 17th, 2014

What An Apple Tastes Like (as described by Alex, interpreted by Siri dictation)

Cool applesauce got applesauce at his lake and pour sauce that he gets more

I got it

like microwave

July popcorn

just one taste like who smoosh darn

what you likeWilbur who

tastes likealexlike Robert is supported go to ghostlike loverвЂ¦ The fuck she

Does caused by Google

West strike and easy by two days about Google girl

Edit 06:34 UTC to remove a couple words that were clearly actually me talking in the background that Siri picked up too. (Like telling Alex to talk louder.)

@abulsme tweets from 2014-12-16 (UTC)

01:02:08 Reading – Sydney siege aftermath: What we’ve learned about the shootout in Martin Place (Brian Ries) http://t.co/03qeZbT9H5
01:54:51 Retweeted @evacide 01:28:44 Any interview with Dick Cheney should begin with, "Seriously dude, how are you not in jail right now?"
02:03:26 Retweeted @photoguy603 01:47:04 #BREAKING Police are swarming Doylestown after possible sighting of #montcoshooting suspect. Swat remains on scene in #Pennsburg
02:05:28 Near you @jonsevern ? MT @photoguy603: #BREAKING Police are swarming Doylestown after possible sighting of #montcoshooting suspect.
03:16:34 Retweeted @mars_stu 2014-12-15 22:27:55 "The Cliffs of Churyumov-Gerasimenko" (enhanced and processed crop of today's @ESA_Rosetta navcam image) http://t.co/f8lYllV9cw
03:26:03 Reading – Dem Rep. Intros Bill Requiring Data Collection On Police Shootings (Daniel Strauss) http://t.co/azl53zX74l
04:04:15 Retweeted @jonsevern 04:04:03 @abulsme @photoguy603 yes – we're "sheltering in place". Helicopters hovering. in reply to abulsme
04:06:39 .@jonsevern @photoguy603 Stay safe Jon! How long has it been so far? Any updates at all on situation? in reply to jonsevern
05:00:17 Retweeted @owillis 02:54:49 lived long enough to see salt n pepa's "push it" go from sexually explicit groundbreaking anthem to being used to sell insurance
05:07:39 Retweeted @vladchoc 2012-02-13 04:48:33 What we have here is failure to communicate. No, hang on. Ok, no. It's a dog. Sorry, I didn't see the tail. What we have here is a dog.
05:18:10 Retweeted @CKristofic 04:28:42 First responders are reporting the "Shelter in place" advisory is being lifted. STILL… Keep your doors and windows locked. #Doylestown
06:01:01 Alex just tried to melt a penny in the microwave. Kid after my own heart. But we stopped it. :-)
06:38:34 Reading – Rand Paul adviser: Critics are butchering senator’s comments on sanctions and Nazi Germany (Aaron Blake) http://t.co/1EO8DuVzsL
06:40:32 Are we really incapable of simultaneously saying Hitler was bad and acknowledging harsh WWI sanctions made rise of Nazis & WWII more likely?
07:12:15 Retweeted @dandolfa 06:36:29 @pmarca @farmerrf Mind you, this is rather interesting. http://t.co/T6o602bhsW in reply to pmarca
08:42:21 Retweeted @DarthPutinKGB 2014-12-15 18:06:00 Originally, the plan was for Ukraine's economy to collapse before Russia's..
08:48:09 Retweeted @tomashirstecon 08:45:41 Rouble DOWN against the dollar on the day after 650 basis point rate hike: http://t.co/NSNLCuodXG
08:58:54 Have to be up in less than six hours. Still up. Bleh.
09:04:26 Retweeted @AmyNotAmy 09:03:46 @abulsme go to bed!!! in reply to abulsme
09:05:38 .@AmyNotAmy Yeah yeah. Been in bed. Sleep is the issue. Will try shortly. L in reply to AmyNotAmy
09:06:17 Retweeted @AmyNotAmy 09:06:05 @abulsme try now! in reply to abulsme
09:06:36 .@AmyNotAmy ZZZzzz… in reply to AmyNotAmy
16:42:45 Retweeted @JebBush 15:00:29 I am excited to announce I will actively explore the possibility of running for President of the United States: https://t.co/luY4lCF2cA.
16:52:30 So sad -> Reading – Pakistani Taliban Attack on Peshawar School Leaves 145 Dead (Mehsud/Masood) http://t.co/bNwCkI2ybR
16:54:39 Reading – The Bushes Just Won’t Go Away (Daniel Larison) http://t.co/fYgSSAFSBT
17:48:42 Reading from April – Why Jeb Bush Is A Terrible Candidate (Ben Smith) http://t.co/mzOBym5mun
17:57:32 Reading – 'Oh God It's Mom': Brother Operatives Get Surprise C-SPAN Caller (Daniel Strauss) http://t.co/z6PmPlxrJO
18:00:20 Reading – Pennsylvania Shooting Suspect On The Loose After 6 Killed (Nashrulla/Koerner) http://t.co/0poRZILJhH
18:10:21 No Curmudgeon's Corner? @imbou, we were robbed! -> The 25 Best Podcast Episodes Ever (Haglund/Onion) http://t.co/XOZGWov5cQ
18:42:48 Retweeted @pourmecoffee 18:42:35 Someone hilarious better be getting into the 2016 race. Herman Cain ended his candidacy quoting a Pokemon song. That's the bar.
21:55:38 Retweeted @sarahkendzior 21:55:20 2016 prediction: winner of presidential race will be relative of previous president; win announced on TV by relative of previous TV anchor

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