Of course they all have swine flu. Of course they do.
Kids Who Cried “Pig”? Suspected Flu Cases Increase
(Kim P., Seattlest, 1 May 2009)
Kids must be smarter than we give them credit–those little stinkers might be pulling a “Oh, I’m sick, I have swine flu and can’t go to school” after hearing Madrona K-8 closed for an entire week. Currently, seven of King County’s ten suspected cases of
Swine fluH1N1 flu have infected children and teens. More local schools where a “suspected case” has attended classes are now closed as a precaution.
Yum Huh.
That’s a little disturbing, isn’t it?
Little Timmy says, “Mommy, I don’t feel well,” so the whole district shuts down?
How come that didn’t work when I was a kid?
People were smarter?