According to my calculations, in a little under 3 hours from the time I make this post, at 19:26:40 UTC (3:26:40 PM Eastern Daylight Time) Brandy will be exactly one billion seconds old. There will be a short celebration at that time.
Congratulations Brandy! One Billion sure does sound old!
Um, uh… but it isn’t! :-)
Sam, I might be old, but you will always be older.